legitimately do not understand the practice of shouting and whistling at girls when you drive by
do you expect me to run after your car screaming WAIT COME BACK I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
(Source: theongrayjoy, via wildforthe-night)
when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever
(Source: moseby, via tragicallymagically)
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
(Source: sendificator, via tragicallymagically)
Thai Temple Ornament
Starting Hannah’s Backpiece
First Session at Shangri La , London .
(via allthingsinked)
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
(via tragicallymagically)
